Who would have thunk? My spell checker totally did not recognize my totally made up word ‘slunched’.
Anyways, if you enjoyed this comic then I have an inkling that you would like the original:
Transcript: English
MORE WAYS TO ANNOY PIANO MAJORS: PAGE TURNER EDITION!
Text Box 1: As soon as the pianist starts, flip through the sheet music as fast as you can and yell out, "I win!"
Text Box 2: Point casually to the music a couple of times, as if trying to show the pianist something, then frantically start tapping the sheet music while staring at him with wide eyes.
Text Box 3: Before the pianist starts, pat your hands on a gymnast's chalk bag.
Text Box 4: With a bored look, sit slunched over watching the pianist while eating a carton of whoppers.
Text Box 5: Offer high fives throughout the performance. Be insistent.
Text Box 6: Wear a shirt that says "World's Best Page Turner".
Text Box 7: Exponentially act like a kid who has to go pee-pee.
Text Box 8: Beat box to the music.
Text Box 9: Moonwalk out to your seat.
Text Box 10: Sporadically turn the pages a few measures late.
Text Box 11: At the end of slow pieces play a loud stinger note.
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