Choir people- welcome to Tone Deaf!!! We don’t do many comics around here for you guys but there will be more in the future as that lady in the comic is going to be the new choir teacher at the school. Her name is Alma Maroney and she will start showing up this summer as she gets hired for the new choir position. So if you enjoyed today’s comic stick around and read some more.
Also, we have a poster that you can buy for your classroom as well. It is the How to Sing Poster available in the Tone Deaf Store.
Here are some other comics you may enjoy:
Six Steps on How To Sing
Pit Dad Personalities
Eric Whitacre Pros and Cons
Transcript: English
Choir Room Rules
Rule 1: Loudly cursing in the hallway before class does not qualify as a proper vocal warm-up.
Rule 2: Do not show up fashionably late to class or you will be marked fashionably tardy.
Rule 3: If anyone plays Heart & Soul on the piano I will make sure you won't have either anymore.
Rule 4: At some point during the school year, you are required to butcher The Star Spangled Banner.
Rule 5: Don't even ask- we are not going to sing the latest Glee mashup.
Rule 6: To the point of being unbearably annoying, be sure to tell instrumentalists that the voice is far superior.
Rule 7: If you are caught li-syncing you must use a bullhorn for the rest of the class period.
Rule 8: I clean the trash coming out of your mouth, not the trash you leave in the choir room. Clean up after yourself.
Rule 9: Tilting your head to one side and tightly shutting your eyes does not instantly add 'feeling' to the music.
Rule 10: Respect yourself and others. Do not sing Justin Bieber songs.
Rule 11: You are not allowed to call yourself a diva if I have to ask you to stop chewing on your own hair while singing.
Rule 12: Be responsible, not like your parents this morning when they let you leave the house dressed like that.
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