This comic was, obviously, inspired from sitting in a hospital room for 3 weeks with my dad. I saw the Pain Chart and the idea almost instantly clicked. Then I had to write it. Oh boy.
And in case you are wondering, yes- this will be made into a poster and is actually in the works right now. So please be sure to check back and buy one when it becomes available in the store.
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Tonal Functions of a Major Scale Go Clubbing
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Transcript: English
Intonation Pain Scale
Instructions: On a scale of 1 to 10 please rate your ensemble's intonation problems.
1.: Beautiful Intonation- Angels and unicorns are dancing in mid-air. Gas prices drop to 75 cents a gallon.
2.: Mild Intonation Problems- Great for the most part, but it's like finding the word ain't in a Shakespeare play.
3.: Irritating Intonation- Uncomfortable enough for a facial twitch to develop.
4.: Nagging Intonation- It's like Holst's First Sutie in Eb with a canker sore.
5.: Troublesome Intonation- Your band boosters are starting to lose confidence in your teaching. But what else is new?
6.: Miserable Intonation- It's like having to watch Keanu Reeves act, but for your ears.
7.: Distressing Intonation- Your ears are praying to hear the sweet, sweet sounds of the school fire alarm.
8.: Dreadful Intonation- Your colleagues refuse to come in and help your band. No friendship is worth this.
9.: Horrific Intonation- The intonation is so outstandingly awful that kittens are murdering themselves.
10.: Worst Intonation Possible- Never in the history of band has a band ever performed with such unbearable intonation. Somewhere, Sousa is crying like a little baby.
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