Tonal Functions Of A Major Scale Go Clubbing

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Transcript: English

The Tonal Functions of a Major Scale at a Club.

Text Box 1: Tonic- The hot girl, which everybody is attracted to, at the club.

Text Box 2: Submediant- She's the hot girl's best friend but is really jealous of all the attention she gets. She desperately tries to copy the hot girl, which is really sad.

Text Box 3: Leading Tone- he is just friends with the hot girl but he wants to be more than that, which is why he's always hangining around her.

Text Box 4: Dominant- the bro who has been eyeing the hot girl all night and really wants a date.

Text Box 5: Subdominant- the wingman, whose only goal is to set up the bro to get the hot girl.

Text Box 6: Supertonic- will do anything to help out the bro and the wingman. Also, doesn't seem to have any original thoughts of his own.

Text Box 7: Mediant- He has scoped out the hot girl for the bro and can tell him what she is all about, but underneath he knows that he and the hot girl would make a way better couple.

Text Box 8: Every once in a while, if the wingman doesn't do his job correctly, the bro accidentally ends up with the hot girl's best friend. But this doesn't deter the bro because he will keep trying until he finally gets the hot girl.

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