What Your Trumpet Mouthpiece Says About You

You heard it here first- if you want to get rich you need to seriously look into the trumpet mouthpiece knotted cozy market. Just saying.

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Transcript: English

What your trumpet mouthpiece says about you

Panel 1:

text box 1: Shiny- you practice your trumpet once every other week at most.

Panel 2:

text box 2: Gold- there is a ninety-five percent chance that you comb your chest hair.

Panel 3:

text box 3: Megatone- you strive to be different but this is about as far as you'll go.

Panel 4:

text box 4: Colored- you're one step away from purchasing the Fisher Price professional trumpet model.

Panel 5:

text box 5: Plastic- you don't mind if your sound resembles an obese drunken bumblebee.

Panel 6:

text box 6: Knitted Cozy- your mom still dresses you in the morning before school.

Panel 7:

text box 7: Dirty Outside- you played the bugle in the civil war.

Panel 8:

text box 8: Dirty Inside- you have a special affinity to putting your lips just millimeters away from putrid sludge. That, and making out with trash heaps.

Panel 9:

text box 9: Chipped and Dented- you don't keep your mouthpiece in a pouch but instead kick it rehearsal to rehearsal with your silver-toed cowboy boots.

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